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As for those storms in the Caribbean and the U.S. southern states, well, it will all blow over soon.

I hear the climber killed in Yosemite National Park worked for the clothing company Patagonia. Sure it wasn't Fallen Rocks?

I've been looking at some of the people who have been using the #MeToo hashtag to talk about their experiences. They may need to modify the hashtag slightly to #MeTooWouldYouBelieve.

I hear Prince Harry is going to marry Angela Merkel. I think he's possibly selling himself a little short with his choice, but if it makes Brexit go a little smoother, why not?

I've got nothing against Harry and Meghan getting married. Kids are gonna look a bit funny though.

I hear there was an attempt on Theresa May's life. For once i'm with the terrorists.

I hear there was some intelligence sharing between the US and Russia, which helped foil a terrorist attack in St Petersburg. Putin and Trump seem to be becoming very pally. I'd say they were getting on like a North Korea on fire......er....sorry, house on fire.

Chris Parker, the homeless man who helped victims of the Manchester terror attack and consequently robbed some of them, is to be sentenced. Possibly a custodial sentence. Well, at least he won't be homeless anymore. Every cloud......

It looks like Donald Trump still wants to build his wall. I also hear on the news that there are 25 000 murders a year in Mexico, he might not need to bother if they carry on at that rate.

The UK is suffering another weekend of treacherous driving conditions. Especially on the dance floors of Gravesend.