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'Cordon set to remain around unexploded WWII bomb in Plymouth' Good. I hope the thing goes off and blows the fat cunt up. I never did like him!
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A plane is about to crash and the pilot immediately asks the passengers if there is anyone that believes in the power of prayer. A vicar's hand immediately goes up and the pilot says "Thank fuck for that vicar, we're a parachute short!"
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Heartbroken for those poor teachers who are struggling to cope on 37k. Thank God they managed to squeeze in 2 days to strike on ahead of their 6 week summer holiday!
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So Bono has tested positive for Covid 19. Well tonight thank God it's him, instead of you!
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Breaking News: 10 in 5 schizophrenics now have Covid 19
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There's a bestiality contest going on in our village tomorrow - I'm thinking of entering my dog!
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I was telling a lady at work how rough I felt coz I had toothache. She sympathised and told me that there was nothing worse than toothache. So I raped her. Turns out she was wrong!
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I can imagine that Biden is too scared to step down as President in case he stumbles!
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I'm so proud of my 13 year old boy for his quick thinking after his Mum fell and knocked herself out whilst I was at work today. Whilst she lay there unconscious, he asked himself what Dad would do in this situation....and then he fucked her
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So they're now offering a £200 reward for snitching on someone who isn't wearing a face mask in a shop without good reason. This is what things have fucking come to now, grassing each other up ffs! And today, some stupid cunt reported my girlfriend who genuinely forgot to put her face mask on before walking into a shop. Fortunately, that stupid cunt was me so I felt it only right to pay her £100 fine off for her with my reward money
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