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'Cordon set to remain around unexploded WWII bomb in Plymouth' Good. I hope the thing goes off and blows the fat cunt up. I never did like him!

A plane is about to crash and the pilot immediately asks the passengers if there is anyone that believes in the power of prayer. A vicar's hand immediately goes up and the pilot says "Thank fuck for that vicar, we're a parachute short!"

Heartbroken for those poor teachers who are struggling to cope on 37k. Thank God they managed to squeeze in 2 days to strike on ahead of their 6 week summer holiday!

So Bono has tested positive for Covid 19. Well tonight thank God it's him, instead of you!

Breaking News: 10 in 5 schizophrenics now have Covid 19

There's a bestiality contest going on in our village tomorrow - I'm thinking of entering my dog!

I was telling a lady at work how rough I felt coz I had toothache. She sympathised and told me that there was nothing worse than toothache. So I raped her. Turns out she was wrong!

I can imagine that Biden is too scared to step down as President in case he stumbles!

BBC News: 'Teacher strikes likely to end in England' Would've been a bit fucking difficult to strike during your upcoming 6 weeks summer holiday! Cunts

I'm so proud of my 13 year old boy for his quick thinking after his Mum fell and knocked herself out whilst I was at work today. Whilst she lay there unconscious, he asked himself what Dad would do in this situation....and then he fucked her