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I've just been watching a Pakistani live streaming an ASMR video. He didn't speak much English so he didn't respond to the abuse that I was trying to send him but the little English that he did know, was perfect! "Please like, share my video. Send me super chat and super sticker, buddies"

Former weather girl Wincey Willis has died at the age of 76 it has just been announced, although she actually passed away on the 18th of December last year. Her funeral that took place in January will be announced sometime during August

Not sure if any sickipedians have missed the announcement from the government and just in case you have, they've advised against travel to Israel. My wife and I are truly heartbroken as we were taking the kids there on our summer holiday

Good luck to former Happy Burger employee, Tommy, on piloting his first plane today

The following footage shows the plane going down behind some buildings. Some viewers may find the scenes distressing but sickipedians will find it fucking hilarious

There's a bestiality contest going on in our village tomorrow - I'm thinking of entering my dog!

I've never known the true feeling of being a lottery winner but being a Bicester florist must come pretty close to it right now!

'God chose this day' - reaction after the death of the Pope That God fella seems like a right nasty cunt coz he also chose this day for Russia to bomb the hell out of more innocent children and their families!

Just been watching the news about the Myanmar earthquake and an interview with a woman whose husband is missing. She told them she's speechless. The lying cunt

The wife lost two stone swimming. Not sure what happened, I tied them tight enough around her neck! Les Dawson