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nsnkm01

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nsnkm01

5 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 10

Getting a tad fed up with all this bat virus and darkie uprising malarky not to mention all the made up fairy tale gender weirdos. BUT Now ever time I go out in public I am expected to wear Sturgeon’s SNP tartan mask....... FFS

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 15

Here’s to the cut that never heals, The longer you stroke it the softer it feels, You can wash it with soap, You can wash it with soda, But nothing gets rid of the Billingsgate odour!

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : -2

Covid 19, Aids and the Black Death walk into a bar. Barman says, “FUCK OFF IT’S AFTER TEN AND BORIS SAYS YOU ARE BARRED!”

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 6

Why are women’s holes so close together? 🤔 So when they’re drunk you can carry them home like a six pack!

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 27

Geese for sale. If you want any pop round for a gander.

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5 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 21

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she: A)Being Unreasonable B)Being Unfair C)Downright Miserable

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 14

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 13

At this time of year I think of my grandparents, Pearl and Dean, but to me they will always be Grandma and Grandpa.pa.papa.pa.papa.papa.papa.papaaaaa...PA!

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 20

The police are after me for stealing a futon,,,, I’m currently lying low.

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 9

Just bought a very attractive screwdriver.. it's definitely a head turner.

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