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Super Mario creator Kazuki Motoyama has sadly passed away at the age of 69. Give him a green mushroom, he'll be right as rain.

Charity ad: 'Thousands of children will wake up this Christmas with cancer.' That was kind of a dumbass thing to put on your list for Santa.

Fuck me, at this rate Tom Cruise will come out before Grand Theft Auto VI.

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders. SPLITTERS!

i plade tetris on my wotch in inglish clas it were propper ossum

With Labour and the Tories in disarray, the next General Election could see Nigel Farage as Prime Minister. A one-nutted far right populist, what could possibly go wrong?

Hillsborough families say ‘we’ll never get justice’ as police escape punishment despite report’s findings. That's terrible news. They must be crushed.

Donald Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys Gobble and Waddle. Well, he does kinda Waddle. And he apparently gave Bill Clinton a Gobble.

A pink men’s jumper by the all-American preppy label J Crew has sent thousands of Maga Americans into meltdown. To be fair, the model wearing it does look like he's been in the closet. At his Nan's.

I'm chatting up this lass in my local right now. Think some of my lines are working. She says she reckons I'm smooth-brained.