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White smoke has been seen coming from the Sistine Chapel. The Pope hasn't died, he's just torching his hard drive.

Prince Andrew invited an alleged Chinese spy to Buckingham Palace. He was bribed with Sum Yung Ho.

Some police forces in the UK are no longer accepting applications from white British candidates. I think it's outrageous that, in this day and age, they're allowed to discriminate against ethnic minorities.

From the Guardian: Youth culture experts could help prevent stereotyping of young black men, say lawyers. Well, they could have a stab at it.

White British man, 53, arrested after car ploughs into crowd in Liverpool. A police spokesman said, 'He was caught at the scene calling the driver a Paki bastard.'

Groundbreaking new HIV treatment requires only a single injection annually. Whereas catching HIV in the first place requires only a single injection anally.

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, No, hold on. That was Diana.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Heh heh heh, 'screw'.

Ban pornography featuring strangulation, say researchers. Fine by me. The porn I watch starts after the strangulation anyway.

Several dead in gun rampage at Catholic school in Minneapolis. A mass shooting?