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Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, No, hold on. That was Diana.

Several dead in gun rampage at Catholic school in Minneapolis. A mass shooting?

Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’. That's a shame, after he worked so hard for them.

This week on Battle of the Bands: Lostprophets vs The Killers...

A dyslexic bloke wanks into a bra...

I can't find my birth certificate anywhere. I'm pretty sure it did happen, though.

I was listening to The Monkees on the radio in the prison showers. But then I dropped the soap. Now I'm a receiver...

Super Mario creator Kazuki Motoyama has sadly passed away at the age of 69. Give him a green mushroom, he'll be right as rain.

Jimmy Kimmel's TV show has been suspended indefinitely, after failing to show sufficient respect for Charlie Kirk, the Patron Saint of Wilful Ignorance, to appease all those First Amendment enthusiasts out there. Well, before he got smoked, ol' Kirky there was a firm supporter of both the First and Second Amendments. I'd just like to say that the occasional dead right-wing gobshite is a price well worth paying, if it means Americans can keep their guns. You know, to defend themselves against a tyrannical Government, were one of those ever to emerge...

Hulk Hogan likes to think he's the best wrestler, but I reckon the Undertaker's gonna bury him.