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In today's Metro: Trump threatens to leave U.S. if he loses election to Joe Biden. *promises

After reading about how meat production affects the environment, I decided to give Quorn a try. Next day I emitted more greenhouse gases than the USA and China combined.

Katie Hopkins has just turned 45. Which makes her 45 in dog years.

I saw this video of a bouncing baby boy earlier, and it's had me chuckling to myself all day. That LiveLeak site has some fucked-up dashcam footage.

An Israeli man 'cried tears of relief' on learning that his daughter had been murdered by Hamas, rather than taken hostage. He told reporters, 'Oy vey! For a while there I thought I might get asked for a ransom.'

I can't believe I've landed a 30-day ban from Facebook, just for posting a Hitler meme. What is this, Nazi Germany?

I've often wondered what it'd be like to be a fly on the wall in Finsbury Park Mosque. Crowded, I'd imagine.

There was a 'member of the travelling community' in front of me in the queue at HMV yesterday. 'Yeah, I wanna refund for this Jimmy Carr DVD, that joke about my people was disgraceful!' 'Do you have a receipt, Sir?' 'Course not, I nicked the fucker.'

McDonald's has branches in Africa nowadays. The customers must prefer them to tables and chairs.

The right-wing press likes to make out that refugees get money thrown at them when they come to Britain. In reality, a lot of them are struggling just to keep their heads above water.