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From the comments section of the Telegraph on the subject of the Archbishop of Canterbury: All things woke and terrible, All protests big and small All groups left and horrible, Welby supports them all. Each statue toppled over, Each car they won't let start He loves the rainbow colours, Thrown over works of art From drag queens grooming children, To men in women's sports He thinks we should all praise them, If not, we'll be in court All things woke and terrible, All protests big and small All groups left and horrible, Welby supports them all. Each lying Albanian gangster, He says we must let in But ask ‘bout Lambeth Palace, There's no room at the inn He pledged one hundred million, For sins we must redeem But now they want a billion, For their giant Ponzi scheme All scams woke and terrible, Are scams that Welby chose But ask him who is going to pay, He just replies "God knows!"

Headline: "Dale Vince’s energy empire slumps to loss after £12m writedown on ‘vegan gas’ project" Anyone who has walked behind a vegan would have thought he was onto a sure thing. Over to the troll...

Is Desmond Tutu's estranged son Tim Buck expected to attend the funeral?

Alkali Akbar?

On Friday night, a man killed at least five people and wounded more than 200 by driving his BMW full speed down a narrow alley in the market. Police said that he gave no indication of his intentions.

True definition of failure: Eddie Izzard has failed to be picked as a Labour candidate for a second year running - in Brighton, of all places!

'Prince Harry releases 15-point action plan to defeat fake news'. 1. Get rid of Meghan...

I guess the trolls may have been right and rather than being Vapeman, Chum is actually Admin, since none of us can comment now... (Banter, not personal attack btw)

Spot the difference

Pub called The Midget changes name after lecturer says it is offensive. The Oxfordshire establishment opened in 1974 and was named after MG’s famous car. The lecturer has made a career out her dwarfism (book and similar protests). I thank the Telegraph for bringing this to our attention and share a couple of the readers' comments in the hope that they will strike a chord here: I doubt her book is a best seller. Probably a small print run. If it had been MGBGT the alphabet mob would have been apoplectic. She must have spent years looking for something on which to grind her axe. Apparently they serve short measures. How small minded. I feel like there’s a joke here… but it’d probably just go over her head. Apparently 6 out of seven dwarfs are never Happy. She’s Welsh, based in Liverpool and a dwarf. Life hasn’t been kind to her. Over to you...