That useless husband of mine that y' all adore so much, well let me tell you something about your hero. He thinks he took my virginity but his tiny cock didn't split my hymen so his so called best friend Duane did the honors a week later. Deacon doesn't know that of course. As for the blacks, well some of that is true but he used to bring them round the house to have me whilst he sat in the corner bringing himself off with my tweezers. Yeah, some great guy huh.
So this is where that Goddamn piece of shit husband of mine comes when he aint wanking over shemales. You guys should not be encouraging him to talk about his family like he does. I aint one ounce over 200lbs and our son aint gay he's just shy around the ladies. When that bastard gets home from chapel later he's a dead man. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
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