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What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Did you see Stevie wonders new car? No? Neither has he

Sikipedia worse than Facebook for banning it appears admins without the balls to respond bring back 2010s banned for spam? but wont be back anyhow enjoy meta mark 2 fuckers

Why Are Firetrucks Red? Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 men. 4 + 8 = 12 There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas. Fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag. And that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I would pay 50 quid have to a lentil on my face

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

Her: "Choke me, daddy." Me: "I ONLY LIKE CLEVER GIRLS." Her: "Restrict my air flow by firmly grasping around my oesophagus until I nearly asphyxiate, patriarchal figure."

Why has sickipedeiea become so tame

Don't believe what they tell you in the cartoons no matter how hard you through the plunger it will not stick on somebody's face, don't ask me how I know this?

Well after today I think we finally know the answer to how many pakis can you fit on a train