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As a result of peoples protests caused by chronic levels of corruption President Zuma of South Africa has resigned. There will now be elections in South Africa to elect a new president, who after several years in power, will be forced to step down....... As a result of peoples protests caused by chronic levels of corruption

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Not only does facebook spy on you, it also reads your mind! Like the other day i thought to myself " I need to take a shit" Seconds later an advert from Facebook for Andrex came up!

An Israeli Rod Stewart fan is releasing his own version of his old idols' classic tracks. "Do Ya Think i'm Stingy?" will be released next week

Karius is definately walking alone

yet another completely unjustified & brutal police attack! Daily Mail: COPS BEAT UP CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME.... "I've lost all faith in our police" said a very bruised Fuk Yu.

I'm sick of all the greed going around today, and in particular of people with no absolutely no scrupals who will do literally anything for that cheap thing called money! MadGringo, Public Relations Officer, Conservative Party.

The papers are full of headlines such as the "lira crisis", so let me explain what that means. If you have any lira, your in crisis

BBC NEWS: "Wonga collapses into administration" Well I did offer them a loan so they could carry on ticking over, But they thought my interest rate of 104282368.2 % was too high! Cheeky bastards.

In the 70's for $6 million you could get bionic implants that would give you super human strength and vision. Today, 6 million dollars wouldn't even buy you the finger Harry Kane picks his nose with!