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Birmingham bin-strike latest: "I can't cope with all this brown vermin", said one of the rats

I read in the news today that Scotland are looking to 'ban cats" Fair play if you ask me, it's a shit musical and that Lloyd-Webber is a cunt

Did anyone else find the Liam Payne tribute at the Oasis gig incredibly moving?

I went to school with a kid called Warren Butler Such a sweet lad. Took unbelievably good care of his pet rabbits

David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

Popular joke website Sickipedia has been plunged into crisis when a revamp of the site results in its best contributers deserting the platform for good In other news, Jimmy Carr has announced his retirement citing a lack of new material

"Camilla fought off attacker as a teenager", book says Poor cunt only wanted to give her a carrot

I empathise with Prince Andrew's situation, it's not pleasant No fucker wanted to be anywhere near me the last time I had a dodgy Chinese either

Put the site back to how it was a month or so ago, reinstate everyone's scores / jokes and I'm sure the decent posters will return and pretend this never happened.....otherwise this website is deader than your Nan's WiFi

Top tier beast Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prison Two men have been arrested on suspicion of being fucking legends