Sickipedia

Did anyone else find the Liam Payne tribute at the Oasis gig incredibly moving?

David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

Popular joke website Sickipedia has been plunged into crisis when a revamp of the site results in its best contributers deserting the platform for good In other news, Jimmy Carr has announced his retirement citing a lack of new material

"Camilla fought off attacker as a teenager", book says Poor cunt only wanted to give her a carrot

Put the site back to how it was a month or so ago, reinstate everyone's scores / jokes and I'm sure the decent posters will return and pretend this never happened.....otherwise this website is deader than your Nan's WiFi

Top tier beast Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prison Two men have been arrested on suspicion of being fucking legends

What's white and got no legs? Diogo Jota's shinpads

Apparently, the two men alleged to have killed Ian Watkins did not require handcuffs in the police station They were already restrained thanks to signing autographs and high-fiving the officers

I was making steady progress getting into Micky Dolenz's granddaughter's knickers... Then I saw her lace Now I'm in her beaver!

Prince Andrew has written a song about his recent adventures in an Indian kindergarten It's called, " Quimful of Asha from the under-5s "