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What's Nigel Farage's favourite U2 song? Where the streets have no BAME

What was Bin Laden's favourite pudding? Big Apple Crumble

What was Bin Laden's favourite pudding? Big Apple Crumble

How do you break Stevie Wonder's neck? Fast forward the music

Plans for Prince Philip's funeral have already been leaked with Jools Holland & Noel Edmonds announced as organising the pall-bearing. They will be known as The Duke Box Jury

Kanye West is reported to be in total shock over the breakdown of his marriage. It's the first time his jaw's dropped since before the crash.

Prince Philip's eyesight said to be rapidly deteriorating. Means at long last the doctors & nurses will be able to get close enough to treat him.

I'll never forget the black lad in my school. He was a cocky git, always laughing in a half suppressed, scornful way. Snigger

Prince Philip once told an expat living in China that he'd end up with slitty eyes like the rest of them if he hung around there much longer. If taken literally, very shortly there's going to be a few demons downstairs worrying about developing thick lips.

Prince Philip once told an Australian conservationist he would catch a ghastly disease if he stroked his koala. Yet he had the brass neck to expect all those kids to touch HIS cock.