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My boyfriend's cock is so useless, I may as well just stick it up my arse

I keep seeing stuff titled as "vote down". Why, are jackbumskids, mando, dogincelrapist69, Roycrooperscunt and johnnypox all standing for parliament?

What do you call an Irishman who makes watches?,.......................... O'Mega,.......... Dedicated to Dograper14 and the rest of the incels

What's the difference between dogfucker14 and Jackbumskids? About 15 pages on the sex offender's register

If you do down to the woods today, be sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today, you better close your eyes. Cos Risco's conkers deep in a dog, and Jackbumtits is wanking along, and Dogsbody is rimming with glee on a pooooodle...

Jimmy Stiff

This once great website. Now taken over by the Donald Trump fanclub (involuntary celibate division) and about as funny as wanking with sandpaper. What a time to be alive

I tried cooking corned beef in a pan with potatoes and onions, but sadly I made a hash of it.....................(nod to guidofawkes & jackbuntis, aka Incel 1 & Incel 2)

What's Mando's favourite Xmas decoration? Tincel

I've just had a letter from the mosque saying they're staging their own nativity play and they want my daughter to play the part of Bonnie Blue................. I'm no Christian but something doesn't feel right here