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I caught my dyslexic pal and his mates all huddled in a circle wanking over a hob-nob " Uh-uh It's our tribute to Sam Rivers uh-uh-uh", he said

My wife's just had a hysterectomy, the useless twat

Prince Andrew gives up Royal titles after showdown with the King That's nice, but when is he going to stop fucking kids?

According to a Royal biography, Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie were always made to have ketchup & brown sauce at breakfast "They would both always start the day with a mouthful of Daddies", it read

David Fuller cant wait to blow a Kiss

" Thank you everyone for joining this meeting of the Thalidomide Foundation. We will now ask our members to vote on strike action... .....all those in favour, please raise your..... Oh fuck it just shout "

Did you hear about the Tourettes Federation voting to go on strike? They asked for a show of shit cunt Nod to ste

These up-voting trolls......they really are putting some of us here at sixes and sevens

Did you hear about the lying, aggressive toilet? It was out of order & full of shit

Thomas Tuchel said he enjoyed the banter with the England fans in Latvia having previously criticised them for their flat atmosphere at Wembley last week "It was a gas", he added