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Choruses of braindead sheeple gather in city centres and cry out "Palestine will be free.. From the river, to the sea!" One absolute legend walking by screams out in response "From Lands End to John O'Groats.. send the fuckers home on boats!"

My Grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Business appears to be booming in the Middle East, the prophets are flying through the roof!

After discovering a steaming pile of turd in our bedsheets myself and the wife have finally settled on naming our new Labrador puppy 'Amber.'

Katie Price is considering becoming an escort to help make ends meet with her current financial struggles. Which is funny because she's already had more men inside her than my old mark 4!

UK Government has announced that all refugees that have found their way onto British soil are to be sent to Rwanda for a time. Probably a genius solution, the Mountain Gorilla's will be delighted to meet their long lost relatives for the first time!

'Your joke has been unpublished by the moderator.' So the Chinese are running this too? Damn, their everywhere!

There's an unbelievable amount of dirt on Shane Warne right now.

Renowned "WAG" Colleen Rooney is said to be taking part in this years new series of "I'm A Celeb." And we all know what that means...... Lock up your Nannas and your elderly Aunties - Wayne has the house to himself for a fortnight!

Can't wait to see the Labour Party Christmas Pantomime this year with Harvey Price reprising the main role as Diane Abbott.