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Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.

I wrapped up an IED for the kids Christmas present this year. It will be worth it just to see there little faces light up

Just saw two tramps hitting each other around the head with cardboard. They were having a pillowfight

Philip Schofield has announced he is switching over to the BBC big black cock

During the covid19 pandemic many people are displaying a rainbow in their window with the message 'stay positive'. The gays also use the rainbow but as a symbol of solidarity with the LBGTQI community. They don't need to use the 'stay positive' message though. They are HIV positive enough already.

Prince Charles has got big shoes to fill tomorrow. Harambe's

My Gran loves reading the 50 shades novels. Mostly because she doesn't have to lick her fingers to turn the page.

What does a German politician have in common with a German pornstars mouth? They are both full of shit.

According to a gender studies student: "gender and kin type do not necessarily have to correlate with each other" it all sounds kin stupid if you ask me.

So I was fingering this 12 year old boy with down's syndrome whilst smoking crack and having a shit in the lift on my way up to work this morning when I suddenly realised, this is wrong on so many levels.