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Went with my dyslexia group to the maritime museum today. Half of us loved it and half hated it

If you shout Neil Lennon in Glasgow you will likely get punched or shouted at but if you shouted it 40 years ago today in New York you might have saved one of the Beatles

Ryan giggs Ryan giggs running down E wing .

These Russian military exercises are very realistic ..

The greatest story ever told is on tv this week. It will need to go some to beat the one my mate Dave told me about the night he spent in Amsterdam with a ounce of coke and 2 black whores

My wife said to me ‘I’m having really bad indigestion’. I said ‘don’t eat anything fatty ‘she said like bacon and cheese ? I said ‘no .. don’t eat anything fatty ‘

I phoned up a hotel and the receptionist said hello best western. I said Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood .

I remember my first blind date my mate said "she's a lovely girl but I must tell you she's expecting a baby. How silly did I look sitting there in a nappy all night?

What’s the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine ? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Today in 1961 the lion sleeps tonight hit the number one spot in America . I always find the urge to sing that song is only a whim away a whim away