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All the self-proclaimed woke people are saying Rose Ayling-Ellis is an inspiration to 'deaf women' everywhere. Actually, the politically correct term is Ear Muffs.

I'm not saying England have exceeded expectations at this Euros, but they're still not out, and France, Portugal, Holland, and Cosby all are.

Despite losing the Wales job, those prison showers can still give Giggsy the chance to say "get stuck in lads".

It's not easy for me to say this, but Gary Glitter groped my groin with a greatly aggressive grip

Sir Kier Starmer doesn't walk into a pub ...

Robert De Niro is set to star in a Hollywood epic about the life of Wayne Rooney. It is called The Old Dear Hunter

A psychiatrist at an institute for the criminally insane is assessing a patient with a Rorschach Test. The first image he shows him is a dot inside a circle. He asked the patient "what do you see"? The patient says "I see a group of midgets having a gang bang with a Japanese prostitute in school uniform." Next image the psychiatrist shows him is that of a dot inside a square. The patient says "I see an elderly man with genital herpes 69ing with an unusually flatulent Mexican señorita". The next image the doctor shows him is a triangle with a dot outside. The patient turns to the psychiatrist and says "what are you some kind of pervert"?

Define wokery in one sentence: There are 99 genders and bitches ain't one of them

I dislike Tommy Robinson because he's so prejudiced. But then I also dislike him because he's from Luton, so I don't know where that leaves me.

Did you hear about the rabbi who had a side-gig in circumcising black guys? The pay was bad, but the tips were huge.