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I've just beaten my crack addiction. I deleted Tinder.
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I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.
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I've just beaten my crack addiction. I deleted Tinder.
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There are over 100 Dylan accounts on Sickipedia full of self voted non-jokes. Is this because: A) Dylan has something to say; B) He feels he needs to get his message across; C) He's a thick fucking troll who got too old for his dad's cock & is desperately trying to fill that hole in his life.
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GenghisIV waddles into a MacDonalds. He waddles halfway to the counter, stops to catch his breath & take an insulin shot, then waddles up to the counter. "Give me 16 half-tonners with extra cheese" he wheezes "and a quarter-tonner for my sister, she's getting so fat I can barely maintain an erection".
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Dylan posting one of his 'jokes'.
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Hey everyone!! I've just hacked Dylan's computer and found his "joke" template (it was hidden in his goat porn folder). Here it is so we can all write "jokes" as high scoring as Dylan. Sadiq Kahn/Jeremy Corbyn/Labour have said (insert some left wing snowflake statement suporting Muslims) It says in the Quran/koran/Muzzy bible (insert passage from quran/koran which contradicts previous liberal statement) How long/It doesn't take (insert unfunny rant with no logical right to be on a JOKE site).
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How do you know if Katie Price is playing hard to get? She's wearing knickers.
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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