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Judas: Still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper. Jesus: The what? Judas: Supper. Ummm.....yeah, normal supper with the guys.

The wife and I were using toys in bed, she said, "Put the big 9 Inch one in my pussy" I said, "Does that feel good?" She said, "Yes, now put the small one in my ass" I looked around and then said, "What small one?" "Your cock" she replied.

Just got my results from E-Harmony.. They matched me with a computer chair and a tub of lotion.

my mate told me that he and his wife had sex on a golf course earlier. "Oh yeah?" I laughed. "What hole?" He said, "The vagina."

I have discovered the delights of butter during sex I smear it on the doorknob to stop the child from trying to escape.

Well...... I hope Roger Moore likes kids.

I am a lineman for the....... wait where do I work?

(my OWN original joke DO NOT claim as your own even i would not do that) RIP Diane Abbott Oh Sorry it's Hugh Hefner who died. I thought it said Huge Heffer

here's on from 2013, from sickipedia, author now unknown.... Katie Price in her latest autobiography had a nickname for her ex Danny Cipriani, she called him 'Danny Chipolata' in reference to his small cock. He it turns out had a nickname for her every time he went down on her, namely 'Regent Street'....Big, Dirty and evidence of a fuck load of traffic.

Cheggers pops clogs.