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4 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 7

I caught my son last night in his bedroom, eating electrical cord. So I've grounded him until he conducts himself properly.

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6 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 7

I haven't seen that hard a ramming since the Bonnie Blue record attempt.

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2 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 7

The IRA has claimed responsibilty of the synagogue attack in Manchester, and credited the actions to their volunteer, Jihad Al Seamus...

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2 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 6

Two men killed while unloading glass panels in Hitchin. Shattering news...

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5 months ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 2

I've been saying for years that Diogo Jotas acceleration was devastating. Now I'm finally proved right.

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5 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 5

Sports News - After she secured a comfortable victory to progress to the second round at Wimbledon, British number one Emma Raducanu said she would give her coach Mark Petchey an "11 out of 10" I would give her one.

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5 months ago-Politics-Labour-Post Rating : 6

BREAKING NEWS - PM Starmer commended in parliament for U-turn. However when I do it on Wycombe High Street, I get 6 penalty points. Cunts

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5 months ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 7

Sports News- Tottenham to unveil Frank as new manager by tomorrow. What chairman Daniel Levy has failed to mention. is that his surname is Spencer.

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6 months ago-Sex and Shit-Pregnancy-Post Rating : 1

Tottenham captain Son Heung-min has filed a criminal complaint with the South Korean police, for being the victim of an alleged blackmail plot after it was reported that a woman threatened him with a false pregnancy claim. Although he has admitted he did her Gangnam style.

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8 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 2

Usain Bolts father dies after lengthy illness. He didn't go quick.

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