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Why are there so many Jews at anti-Israel protests? Because they thought "Free Palestine" was a special offer!
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Made the mistake of peering through the glory hole in the public toilets... I don't know what came over me!
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Just seen the footage of Rotherham in the news; burnt-out cars, broken windows, fence posts ripped out and strewn across the place... ...And now the riots!!
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Plenty of washed-up celebrities do panto but not many have done Aladdin. Except Michael Barrymore.
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Walked by Jeremy Beadle's tombstone the other day, it read: "Hr. ls. Jrmy. Bdl. R.I.P" I couldn't believe it- It was written in shorthand!
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There was a robbery at the local jam factory last night. The thieves broke in after they realised the door was a jar.
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Headlines: Manual car wash found to be base of operations for smugglers of illegal immigrants. In other news: -Pope is discovered to be a Catholic! -Bear spotted shitting in woods!
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Picked up a Chinese last night. -He said, "Aaah, you no do that, you put me down!".
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I'm currently reading a book on flypaper... -I can't put it down!
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Just been sacked from my new job as a barber. A customer asked me to do a number two all over; apparently that's something to do with the length of cut- very confusing!
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