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"Methane" said Chris Eubank, telling me he is sound of mind

I know exactly what to do if I enter politics... Work a load of gullible idiots into a frenzy by convincing them that my opponents are fascists, so that inadequate people without minds of their own think they are more important than they are and that by supporting me they are fighting a noble cause And then have the nerve to say it's my opponents who spread hatred I may not beat them in elections, but it might just get them killed

While the death of a seven year old via a falling tree is a tragedy The silver lining is that they have already found the wood to build her coffin

Joe Biden's tenure as President was forgettable Particularly to him

Keir Starmer has described himself as a "hard bastard" I must say I half agree with him

Good Die-brations

Rumour has it that Virginia Giuffre shot herself from a passing car

My seven year old son was in a school play. Why is he not paid the same as Tom Cruise? - Female logic

Planning is already underway for Uriah Rennie's funeral Let's hope they give him a good sent off

People have been confused about the contradicting health advice over the years. For example, for a long time, we were told to avoid trans fats at all costs Now they let them sit in restaurants and pubs