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I saw inside the room and it really was like something out of a horror movie. Loads of Muslims all packed into one room, unable to breath without their ventilators and hanging on for dear life. And that's the story of my most guilty wank.

So many girls are just flirty these days which is hard because my mates always say that they don't know if they're about to get lucky or not. For me, it's easy. When they start saying, "This doesn't taste normal to me" then that's when I know.

My kids have been getting right on me tits lately, keep stealing my phone and writing rude messages to people on Facebook. Well, you know what they say. If you can't beat em, join em. And that's the story of how I have siamese twins..

In all fairness, the Fritzl household would be one of the few actually obeying the lockdown measures.

I saw inside the room and it really was like something out of a horror movie. Loads of Muslims all packed into one room, unable to breath without their ventilators and hanging on for dear life. And that's the story of my most guilty wank.

Two 12 year olds were engaged in their first roasting of each other. Number 1: I'll fuck your Nan Number 2: My Nan's dead. Number 1: I never said anything about her being alive

The problem with historical figures is how they are perceived. Ask anyone and they will say that Hitler killed 6 million jews, when it wasn't his actual idea in the first place he just put the order out. So taking this into consideration, did the Queen kill Diana?

They say pick a fight you can win and thats why I've been done for domestic abuse.

I find it really strange how all TV hosts can relate to the show they present. Jeremy Kyle had crippling relationship issues, Caroline Flack lamped her fella and Ant McPartlin lived in a jungle... well he thought he did after all the LSD he took.

RIP Kobe Bryant .... into pieces - ordered Hillary