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Why are MPs calling for a public enquiry into mortuary abuse! Surely fucking corpses is a victimless crime..............

In the news... man pays £3,500 for fillers to increase his penis girth. It's an expensive way to tell your girlfriend she has a fanny like a basking sharks gob!!

Today Barbie revealed their first hijab-wearing doll It's so realistic that it even has a removable clitoris

It's a disgrace that that a fat, old, ugly, lecherous Jewish cunt should hide his racism and sexual misconduct behind piles of money and injunctions........said Miss Selfridge and Dorothy Perkins

"YES" I will marry my German ginger love child! Said the actress to the bishop!

Well done Prince Harry! He has managed to get engaged to a rich and famous bird while living on state handouts! James Hewitt is said to be really proud of his son's achievement!

Is there any sound more depressing than the cheering and clapping at an auction when some rich cunt pays $400 million dollars for a Leonardo da Vinci painting of Jesus. Lets hope the fucker turns out to be a fake and it's not worth a sausage roll!

I think it's time to rebuild Hadrian's Wall. We will certainly need something to keep out marauding alcoholic Scottish twats when they head south for cheap booze!

Why did they used to put cotton wool in the top of medicine bottles? To remind blacks that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!

The fact that the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys have turned out to be tax dodging cunts isn't funny........... Just like the show