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one year ago-Racism-Chinese-Post Rating : 4

What do you call a Chinese man, with 1 leg shorter than the other? Rob Ling.

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one year ago-Illness and Mortality-AIDS-Post Rating : -2

"I have Aids" I told my wife. She screamed in horror and said "How can you say that so calmly!? We had sex just last night!" "You're right" I said.... "We have Aids"

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2 years ago-In The News-Other-Post Rating : 5

Never mind the "soap awards", if Phillip Schofield's boyfriends get any younger, he will end up in prison hosting the "Don't drop the soap awards"

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2 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 9

BREAKING NEWS - Wales First Minister Mark Drakeford's wife dies suddenly. Proving that someone can actually bore you to death.

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 19

I've just read that they'll be prosecuting the man who urinated on PC Keith Palmer's memorial. #PlaqueLivesMatter

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : -1

People keep asking me how I managed to get back from the middle East with out catching Coronavirus. Iran.

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Blindness-Post Rating : 7

I find it ironic that when you get something stuck in your eye, you can't see what it is.

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6 years ago-Racism-French-Post Rating : -1

When my French room mate, Pierre, introduced his new fat girlfriend, Lorraine, he wasn't very happy when I said- "Lorraine? She looks more like Lè fucking ocean"

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6 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 4

"Danger?! That's my middle name!" - Amanda N. Gervais

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

My wife always told me I was mad for wanting to build a car out of pasta. You should have seen her face when I told her about a joke I read on the old sickipedia site.

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