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Christians can be easily be identified as they wear a crucifix around their necks, Thinking about this maybe Muslims should wear a symbol that closely identifies with mohammhed. How about a 6 year old girl on a MO PED.

Christians can be easily be identified as they wear a crucifix around their necks, Thinking about this maybe Muslims should wear a symbol that closely identifies with mohammhed. How about a 6 year old girl on a MO PED.

I went to the hospital today, At reception, I was given A mask to wear, Is this due to the corona Virus I asked, No because you're fucking ugly,

Little tip for people who can't cook, Microwave sprouts for 5 minute, then saute in butter with bacon, THen throw the sprout away

My grandad went into a nursing home recently, I phoned my nan to see how he was getting on, She said like a fish out of water, what is having trouble settling in I asked. No, he's dead.

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday. She said surprise me, so I phoned her from Bangkok.

My wife divorced me due to my constant and excessive use of the C word. On reflection, it may have been better to find out What her Mums name actually was

The man whose name will always be associated with Australian soaps, MR banal mindless crap, died today aged 93

I wonder in the history of the world if anyone has ever had a piss Around the front of a tree,

Paddy gets pulled over by the police, driving home from the pub. "Hecscuce me sir have you been drinking." Paddy replies, " yes I've had 9 pints of Guinness and 6 double Jamesons" Copper says" under section 63 of the road traffic act I need you to to provide a breath sample" Paddy replies" Why don't ya fecking believe me"