Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club.
He's tall, superhot, and seems different to most guys she's met.
They arrive at his place and head straight to the bedroom and she immediately notices a shelf unit full of teddy bears.
On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle there are medium-sized bears, and the top full of large teddies; all neatly displayed in rows.
She now begins to think that he's sentimental, sensitive and sweet and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she feels an overwhelming urge to give him the best night of his life.
She therefore starts off by giving him a porn-style sloppy blowjob before offering use of the other two holes....in fact she completely gives her all to the session!
In the morning, she's slowly dressing and noticing him waking, so asks: "How was that?"
He yawns and replies: "Not bad at all. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
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