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You can tell the ENGLAND woman are in the world cup final by the empty shops and empty roads and all the England flags on the cars and houses......NOT 😄😄 #WomensWorldCupFinal

The queen in heaven sees Diana and says Nice halo..... Diana says Fuck you, you know that's a steering wheel....

Just saw John Terry wearing a dress at Wembley.

As the weather is so hot I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he said yes I dropkicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.

When you hear his pager go off and you just know that Abdullah is on the radio and window and ceiling.....

What was the golden handshake from the bbc to Hue Edwards? Probably a sticky one....

I see that maddie mccann is still the hide and seek champion...

After the #facup today, #ManchesterUnited will be planting potatoes at their stadium. It's the only thing that will be lifting next season.

Katie Price has said she's ok and wasn't near Israel when the attacks took place and Philip schofield will do a walk of defiance over London Bridge later

Holly Willoughby apparently is on indefinite leave from the This Morning show. Every cloud has a silver lining......