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Jota was dead and buried in Portugal quicker than Maddie McCann.
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All this nuclear talk had me off to the garden centre for fertilizer. You really must see my 50% enriched geraniums !
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Shock News: Donald J Trump and RFK jnr have not won the Nobel prize for medicine.
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Diana Ross says she is delighted Trump is not taking out the Supreme leader.
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How many Royals does it take to change a lightbulb ? One..........calls one's manservant to do it.
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Israel keep complaining about dead bodies in Gaza. And say they haven't even got all the ash back from Auschwitz yet.
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Does anyone know Sir David Attenborough's funeral plans ? I've ruled out burial at sea.
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" £150 to have your dog put down " , said the Vet , " But you'll have to bury it yourself ". " I'll have to kill it myself " I said.
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New migrants have been told the language standard expected of them. A-level English , or Kindergarten Welsh.
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Beauty might be skin deep , but I'll take Ugly once I've had a skinful.
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