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' History Teacher Decapitated in Paris ' When French Revolution practicals go wrong...

I can only offer a single crumb of comfort to the lorry driver of the 39 frozen migrants. Here's to you Maurice Robinson , Jesus loves you more than you will know.

So Caroline Flack has killed herself. Probably got the idea from her Aunt Roberta.

ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers , due to insufficient crowd sizes.

These new generation smart watches are seriously good at monitoring your health. Mine's just told me i've got six month to live.

I successfully managed to get both my parents into the same Nursing home. A bit of revenge for them divorcing when I was six.

" Piccadilly Theatre ceiling collapse during Death of a Salesman" Nobody was hurt , but Salesman says he is lucky to be alive.

Fathers day at last. Finally an occasion that has nothing to do with black men.

Authorities say they are determined to track down the people responsible for the burning of the mock-up Grenfell Tower. They are interested in the materials used, as it resisted the fire twice as long as the real thing.

The government has gone too far on it's anti-obesity drive , with their less sugar in this and reduced salt in that. The final straw is the heating instructions on ready meals are so small you starve to death.