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Two blondes were standing outside one night pondering a question. One blonde says "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other blonde rolls her eyes and says "The moon you dumb bitch, you can see it from here!"

Sickipedia reminds me of mine and my ex wife's sex life. Plays dead on the weekends and comes back to life while im at work on Monday.

If you can't fuck a 10, fuck five 2's.

I recently moved into a new upstairs apartment near a local tavern. Once I started moving, my brother and I unloaded my grandfather clock and a drunk man stumbled out from the tavern hitting my arm thus making me drop the clock onto the pavement. Upset, I yelled "Hey asshole watch where you're going!" Without missing a stride the drunk replied "Hey asshole get a wrist watch like everyone else."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

The reason so many negroes were killed during war was because everytime the platoon leader said "Get Down!" they would jump up and start dancing

Why dont niggs take aspirin? Too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hub caps from moving cars

George Zimmerman gave me words of advice once. "Don't bring skittles to a gun fight."

Welcome to America where everything is free! Unless you're American.