Sickipedia

"High levels of fluoride in drinking water linked to lower IQ in American children" I always thought that lower IQ was linked to high levels of their semen in their cousins.

"Would be Trump assassin had brains blown out by Secret Service sniper" - but still has an IQ higher than the average Trump rally attendee.

Definition: Assination (n): Ideologically driven murder of an asshole.

Watching former prime minister Lettuce Liz Truss lose her seat was the little gem of election night

Choosing who to vote for in the General Election is like having to choose a sexually transmitted disease. They're all unpleasant and some are nastier than others, but you really don't want any of them.

Tory MPs are going to be thrashed in the general election today. It will bring back fond memories of their time at public school.

Magician David Copperfield accused of sexual misconduct by women as young as 15. Did he make their virginities disappear with his magic wand?

"Nigel Farage says he may not be able to do some I’m a Celebrity challenges" Is that because eating an arsehole would be classed as cannibalism?

From the youngest member, 30 year old Baroness Charlotte Owen's maiden speech in the House of Lords: "I must thank the former Prime Minister, Boris Johnson who put a great deal of trust in me" I had no idea that "trust" was a euphemism for sperm.

Mike Deadwood