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At 20 he would have been an expert at firing multiple automatic weapons...... But only with a joypad

A lot has been said about the incompetent Diane Abbot, who has been much maligned. But Baroness Michelle Mone who only wasted £9 Bn of public funds looks great in her own lingerie. I'm trying to think of lessons here. Suggestions wlcome. Perhaps a tie in between La Senza and Liz Truss. I'm sure she doesn't have to stoop to Ann Summers. I wonder how many pairs of knickers it takes to pay back £50 Bn. But I'm digressing, what was Jeremy Corbyn ever thinking of

Tyrone is much better as a darts player than an actor or mechanic

Alan McManus said 'next is the money shot' and Trump potted the brown. Less than a minute later he potted the pink. I'm still trying to work out who is most confused

The Fulham crematorium will be Al-Fayed up in the next couple of days

I translated 'Fuck' into tinker and got 'Cnag'. I then translated it back and got 'Knock' That's handy to know. I'll go and find a caravan

Fosbury preferred back first whilst every other jumper was scissoring

Ever since the Vorderman revelations I've been dreaming about Riley getting jizzed on by five blokes. I suppose Vorderman could make a cameo near the end, but I haven't got that far yet as Whitley always appears and I wake up in cold sweats

Christmas quiz question: Who was it that got out of the group of death at the World Cup. None, they all died building the fuckin stadiums

Just reading about the Will Smith talk show interview. He blames the Chris Rick incident on pent up anger that stems from an abusive childhood. Perhaps if he'd been taken out of the situation and went to live with a rich uncle in LA this wouldn't have happened.