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I can remember the days when we used to smoke in pubs, now we can't even drink in them.
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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked.
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Minimal contact with the world outside home. No parties No going down the pub No visits to or from family and fruends No mass gatherings No trips to concerts or sporting events. I knew it! It was inevitable that the rest of you would catch up with my lifestyle at some stage.
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I was on a train this morning, in the loo, having a shit, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door." "No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"
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Matt Hancock didn't do it all wrong. Apparently her feet were 1.5 metres apart.
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I'll be voting for The Drone Party at the next election. They've done more to curb immigration in 100 hours than the Tories & Labour have in 100 years
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There are new shocking allegations from the Palace regarding the honeymoon of Prince William and Kate (Middleton). Apparently Kate was held against her Will.
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BBC NEWS: Government Health Advice: recommends anybody with or suspected of having Coronavirus to self quarantine in their nearest local mosque.
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Apparently in some parts of England the most popular name for baby boys is Mohammed. In China it's Ah Choo
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How do you fit 20 Calais gimmegrants into a shoebox? Tell them it floats.
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