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I know I'll be slated for supporting islam here, but I do have to point out to all those who say that islam is not a race, You're wrong Islam is a race. Normally to the bottom Especially if it belongs to a goat or a small boy

Rape gang members on bail and Tommy Robinson banged up for a year within an hour of arrest for mentioning it and the UK press forbidden to report it. Now THAT is a joke!

Minimal contact with the world outside home. No parties No going down the pub No visits to or from family and fruends No mass gatherings No trips to concerts or sporting events. I knew it! It was inevitable that the rest of you would catch up with my lifestyle at some stage.

Always be true to yourself. Never listen to those who tell you what you can't do. They told Beethoven he'd never make music because he was deaf. But he didn't listen to them.

I just got back from my Dr, and he says my weight is perfect. I just happen to be 11 feet too short.

How does an imam keep his tea hot? He uses a thermosque flask (yes, I know, that deserves a beheading)

What did Blackbeard say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey.

Since the professional referees body have let Bobby Madely go he has had a a coaching offer made from Wolves

Was Moses the first bloke to download data from the cloud to his tablet?

In an attempt to end the "war" in Ukraine, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has banned Vladimir Putin from coming to Australia. Nice one ScoMo, that should fuck him. In other news, Ukraine banned Putin's troops from entering Ukraine.