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I hear the Singing Detective has gone awfully quiet
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Last week marked the 60th anniversary of the great train robbery. To celebrate I went to Euston Station and paid £5.50 for a cup of tea!! As a final mark of respect I coshed a passing train driver in the concourse.
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BBC News: Death toll in Hawaii 67 Bryan Adams promises if there's two more deaths he will release a charity single 🎶 Sizzle of 69 🎶
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I love throwing house warming parties..... The police keep calling it arson though ..
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Sinead O'Connors cause of death has been revealed.... Choked on her dinner in a fancy restaurant...
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So Tina Turner is dead... Safe to say Ike beat her to it!
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Never insult an Italian baker... He'll beat the focaccia!!
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My wife asked me to take down the blinds while I was up at the window. I shot them both in the head, sending the guide dogs fleeing the scene.
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Whilst talking to Vanessa Feltz live on Radio 2 she asked what my best chat up line ever was. I don't think she was ready for ‘stop screaming love and I’ll put the blade away’ I’m now banned from BBC Radio
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Just read that UK is ready for a Gonorrhea or Syphilis pandemic after lockdown lifts. Guess this'll be the next big clap for the NHS
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