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dylanio

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Disclaimer. Any joke I post, however funny or un-funny, that happens to be the same, or similar, to one already posted on this site or any other is 100% coincidence.

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9 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 23

Once you've seen one shopping centre. You've seen the mall.

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11 months ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : 19

I'm dating the woman from the weather forecast on TV It's nice to be with a woman who is wrong most of the time.

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3 months ago-Racism-Afghanistan-Post Rating : 15

I was devistated to came home from work today and find my house gone, all that was left was a pile of rubble. That's the last time I order a blow up doll from Afghanistan.

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5 months ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 13

My dick used to be in the guiness book of world records, until I got kicked out of the library.

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3 months ago-Politics-Kier Starmer-Post Rating : 11

Freedom of speech has not been banned in the UK. Anyone who disagrees will be arrested.

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11 months ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : 11

My wife told me today that she hopes our first daughter will be a girl

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9 months ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 10

A fart is a wish your arse makes.

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3 months ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : 8

My mate got caught wanking in the showers today. He's on the phone now, arguing with the Auschwitz staff about a refund.

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5 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 8

My wife asked me if she is the only one I've had sex with. I said, "Of course you are, the rest of them were 8s 9s and 10s.'

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2 months ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 6

Next time a man offers to wash you back while you're in the shower, don't forget to say thank you. There's really no need for this, "Who are you and how did you get into my house?" nonsense.

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