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I met this woman at the bar last night, next morning, she asked me for a dick pick, and to make sure it's as big as possible.
So I send her a picture of Kier Starmer.
Have you heard Michael Keaton is returning as Batman?
Bruce Wayne puts on the cape and cowl to fight the growing injustice in the retirement home. The Penguin is hogging all the sherbert lemons, two face plans to cheat in the halloween special BINGO game and The Riddler has hidden someone's false teeth in a place only Batman can figure out where. Can Batman bring order before his dementia kicks in?
This'll be a night the staff'll wish they called in sick.
I was devistated to came home from work today and find my house gone, all that was left was a pile of rubble.
That's the last time I order a blow up doll from Afghanistan.
My mate got caught wanking in the showers today.
He's on the phone now, arguing with the Auschwitz staff about a refund.
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