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Nothing like the sound of young children playing in the morning... ...specially when I send in my XL bully..
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How ungrateful is my wife.. I bought her some lovely looking perfume.. How was I supposed to know it was pepper spray?
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I didn't know my new wife was double-jointed... she's been licking her own arse because her breath stunk of shit !
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"Selling Vapes to minors" "No way, the pit was closed down years ago"
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My wife said she is sick off me being so old fashioned... How impudent I thought... I nearly fell over my spittoon !
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The eye of the storm will hit our house around 17.30 hours !! "I hate it when the the mothering law comes around for her tea.."
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"easy peasy lemon squeezy" That 'global IT outage' made the decision for me to turn off the wife's life support machine.
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Thomas Matthew Crooks 'should have gone to Spec-savers'
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My wife said I need to have more patience with her.. So I dropped her off at the local hospital !
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