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I have a sense of humour I keep in a box..
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Wow.. my wife is dressed to kill.. It's probably the knife around her waist that gives it away!
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I asked a mum at the school today to play a tune on her bagpipes, turns out it was a foldaway bike under her arm!
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I’ve just descaled the wife, not sure it’s worked, she’s not woke up yet.
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Just had an email someone trying to sell me Oxygen, Bloody hell my asthma isn’t that bad!
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You know your eyesight isn’t what it use to be when your trying to take a cushion for a walk instead of the dog!
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I have a strange & wonderful relationship with my wife, she’s strange & I’m wonderful..
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The thought of being stuck inside a washing machine has left my head spinning.
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I dreamt of a helicopter being unable to land, maybe I should of left the landing light on!
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Was dreaming of wind-mills, it’s left me in a right spin!
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It’s that cold I’m using my fridge to warm my beer up 🍺
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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