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Suffolk News: 'Ipswich Man Found Dead Inside Home Named Locally' Weird name for a fella.

I found a dead frog in my pond. He had Kermitted suicide.

I accidentally fell into my colleague and inserted a jack lead into the back of her amplifier. It was Aux.

'Bobby Davro's fiance dies after an illness' I didn't know that shooting yourself in the head was an illness.

A second world war bomb has detonated unexpectedly in Great Yarmouth, damaging a row of houses. Police have estimated the damage at 'just under £9'

I used to date a girl who had a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. Well Susie used to paint her nails blue. And Steve had a cock.

Daily Mail: 'Bruce Willis diagnosed with a brain condition and will stop acting'. When did he start acting?

Shane Warne died in a luxury villa in Thailand on the first day of a lads holiday. What terrible misfortune. To die on the first day of that holiday - not the last.

It's worth opening a French bakery - just so you can call it House of Pain.

Jean Luc-Brunel, who procured underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein's contacts, has been found dead in his cell with seven bullets in his head. The coroner says it's the worst case of suicide he's ever investigated.