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How do you stop a hyperactive child running in circles? Nail his other foot to the floor!

In the ol'days some pubs had notices reading 'no dogs no Irish'. Can't believe anyone could be so horrible to dogs!

Girls say 'once you try black you never go back'. Gays try black, go to A&E with a bleeding ruptured arse hole, then wear an adult nappy until they die from AIDS

My gay friend is telling me his new boyfriend is a right pain in the arse

Isn't it wonderful how sickipedia let's us insult Muslims with the full protection of anonymity and no fear of any terrorists getting all angry and violent about it? Now all I need is a suitable insult. OK here goes: It is not true that every mosie is a terrorist. Clearly some of them are tree hugging guardian reading vegans. However it is very much a fact that every terrorist is muslim!!!

Another advantage of the burka is that gay mosie boys can wear it and hope to get some cock

The only advantage of burkas is that mosies can shag their sister and pretend they didn't know

After a few drinks my gay friend asked if I wanted to try taking it up the back side. I told him I couldn't be arsed.

'Please ... beat me up! ' Said the masochist 'Nooooooo' replied the sadist with a smile.

An unsuccessful pimp who couldn't groom any girls into the profession ended up buying an inflatable sex doll which he dressed in lingery and put in a dimly lit room. The first client was told to be gentle because she's a new girl in town so is a bit shy. The client was very happy, got in, came out 5 minutes later paid the pimp and when asked said 'nice girl very shy but really clean! ' paid and left. The second client did his thing and when asked said 'I like them submisive I had my way with her and she didn't say a word! And OMG she was so very wet! ' paid and left. Third client got in. suddenly a loud bang was heard and he came out terrified. 'What's the problem? ' asked the pimp. 'Well' said the client ' at first it was good but then I asked if she is OK with anal. She didn't reply so I entered her and then she blew a huge fart and flew out of the window!