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A man who was wrongly accused of masturbating on a bus, has won a £5000 payout by the police. I bet he splashes out on something nice.
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My boyfriend went to a muslim strip club, he said when the stripper came on al the blokes started singing, "Get your face out. Get your face out, get your face out for the lads.
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I used to think that Ravens had six pinion feathers and Crows had five, then someone told me it was the other way round and Crows had six pinion feathers and Ravens five. Either way, it's a matter of a pinion.
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Someone gave Keir Starmer Viagra, he got taller.
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Imagine my disappointment when I watched "Fantastic beasts and where to find them" all the way through, then I realised It had actually said "Beasts" not "Breasts"
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Mick bursts into the Benefits Office and says, "I've been ringing 08001730, for three days now and nobody answers!" The receptionist replies, "Those are our opening hours".
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I asked an Irishman what 3+3+3+3+3 was, he said , "That's a feckin' forest!"
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the number of Womens football teams have doubled in recent years, I never new there were so many lesbians in the country.
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Sam Smith's toy ?
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