A young scouse lad has been out of work for twelve months, when Paddy offers him a start laboring on the site. After grafting all morning they stop for lunch. Everyone is getting out the sarnies, but the lad has nothing. Paddy notices and asks the lad why he's not got anything for lunch.
"I've been out of work for 12 month, Paddy, I've got fuck all." answers the embarrassed and hungry scouser.
"Here, have one of my sandwiches" says Paddy.
The young lad gratefully takes a sandwich from Paddy and starts eating it.
"Sorry Paddy" says the lad
" I don't mean to be rude but this sandwich is disgusting what's on it?"
"Crab paste" replies Paddy.
" Where from?" says the lad.
"The chemist" answers Paddy.
England's Lionesses demand same wage as the mens team, so it's nice to see that they're finally giving a similar performance.
Maybe this won't age well after half time. If so I'll grab my coat.
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