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April Fools today. No one gives a fuck though, only joke’s the energy bill.

Great, now that it’s that time of year again, I can’t tell if it’s just dark outside or there’s an army of niggers waiting to rob me…

“Man pulls knife at petrol station…” Jesus this is all getting out of hand a bit, innit? “…On a queue jumper” Ah well, fair play then.

Alpacalypse Now

Breaking News: 5 yr old child escapes death and destruction in Afghanistan only to kill himself after being sent to Sheffield.

Feeling as disappointed as a hungry kid who’s just opened a Rashfords school meal.

Heard in the halls of Parliament... “Tell me what a bad boy you’ve been” “I’ve handed out dodgy PPE contracts and killed thousands through incompetence, now punish me!” (Because anyone thinking he’s the dominant one in a relationship is having a fucking laugh)

The UVF were no better than the IRA. Come at me you paddy cunt. This will be removed as a non joke but I just want to see what happens. Mods please leave up to see what happens. We’re sick of Haggerty.

I never knew Downs Syndrome gave you the ability to lactate like a cow. How else do you explain Katie Price milking Harvey as much as she has?

Looks like 2021 is going like last year, lockdown no.3, a mad Viking in the Capitol Building, and now that cunt Haggerty’s back on Sicki!