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All together now! “We all died in a sunken submarine!”
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It’s been so hot recently, everyone in work has sunburn. I haven’t seen this many burnt people in an office since 9/11
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A German officer walks into a concentration camp and says “You Jews! I have some good news, but I also have some bad news.” “The good news is, some of you will be flying home! The bad news is - those of you who cannot fly will be shot”
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I reckon whoever invented the tie was trying to commit suicide but suddenly thought “hang on, that looks quite nice”.
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They’ll have to keep Meat Loaf in a fridge now
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Come on, let’s be fair. How was he supposed to know it was his birthday?
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The Fresh Prince of No Hair
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Did you know that If you took every vein and artery out of a human body and put them all in a line, you’d end up in Broadmoor.
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Elon Musk has bought Twitter for £44 billion! Doesn’t the stupid cunt know he can get it for free on the AppStore?
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The internet is an incredible tool for finding out information. Recently I’ve been having a bit of an issue which I won’t tell you about because it’s rather personal. But they really helped me out at itchyredbollocks.com
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