Me and my mates decided to go out for johns birthday.
3 of us decided on restraurant a. and 2 of us on restraurant b. So a. It was.
when we got there we found out restraurant .a doesn't serve food, it only sells human shit.
Should we stay at restraurant a. and suck up the shit as it was a democratic decision afterall, even though we didn't know it only sold shit before we voted.
Or
go to restraurant b. Where we have all eaten before and know it sells food.
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